Public Enemies

11:43am -- So I'm sitting in ASDA alone with a bag of chips, waiting for Mo. I would like to blame him for this fiasco, but the fact is that I got here really pissing early. There are two stupid boys near me talking about the caffeine content in Relentless. Is it bad that I'm thinking they're lightweights for thinking one can of it is a lot? I'm not satisfied unless I have at least three cans. And I'm breaking out in a sweat. They'll think I'm eyeing them up soon. I'm not. Although one is wearing a grey sack hat and is rather good looking. I'll carry on eating my chips like a fat kid in my too-small Aiden top XD This is the life. And some man just went past saying, "Fine, thank you" as if I'd asked how he was... How odd.

11:49am -- Should've brought a book. Now some woman is shouting from upstairs to a baby downstairs. For crying out loud love, just come down and talk to it you stupid woman.

11:51am -- I think I just saw a woman dressed entirely in denim.

07:53pm -- Shortly after that panicked mini-blog at 11:51, Mo came along. I was glad because I was beginning to fear for my life. There was a really butch woman sat near me and I thought she was about to chat me up. There was also a Chav in jeans with thick pink lines down the back. Wot the fock. And there were three men that we KEPT SEEING; two were in red footie shirts and the other was in a pink one. I said to Mo, "Do you think he got the wrong colour?" XD
So we didn't go to his house and watch 'Dogma'; instead we played air-hockey and dance machine in the bowling alley before watching 'Public Enemies' at the cinema. IT. WAS. GREAT. Johnny flamin' Depp vs. Batman!! Good times!! There was a man in it who looked really funny; I pointed him out to Mo and Mo said, "His face never ends!" We laughed hysterically for ages about it. Batman was really useless in the film, my favourite quote was "I'mJohnDillinger,Irobbanks." (I put no spaces in cause he says it really fast and sounds really English) and the ending was quite sad and nearly made me cry. So yeah, it was a FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC film, thank you very much. The director is called Michael Mann. His name came up first on the credits (obv) and I said, "MR. MAN." very loudly, for no reason.

A windowlicker tried to chat me up when I went to the toilets at ASDA and I left all my stuff in Mo's bag (including my friggin' headphones, so I had to listen to Chavs talking all the way home -_-'). Now his MSN name is 'Man Whose Face Never Ends' and mine is 'John Dillinger'. Good times. Good film.

GO WATCH 'PUBLIC ENEMIES'!!!!!

I figure subliminal messaging might help. Maybe downright threats too.

GO WATCH 'PUBLIC ENEMIES' OR I'LL MAIM YOU AND SELL THE REMAINS TO HUMAN SCIENCE!!!!!!

-- Kayleigh

P.S. If you really need any more persuading, this will convince you:

EXCITEMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE

Well first off, thanks to Mallory, I managed to sort my browser problem. Now I have mega speedy, and mega beautiful internets!! And Kelsey called me today; I thought it was something serious cause she hates talking on the phone. It was something serious; SHE WAS BOOKING TICKETS TO SEE HARRY POTTER ON WEDNESDAY (I.E. THE DAY IT COMES OUT)!!! I'm so fucking excited cause I have a few plans going on now:
15th July -- HARRY POTTER!!
20th & 21st -- SEEING FRANK!!
23rd -- YOUNG GUNS!!
And Mo is talking about taking me to see Public Enemies (i.e. the new JOHNNY DEPP film!) -- luscious!! I must remember to keept the 18th free as I'm supposed to be babysitting for Sarah (my sister, not Peasant Sarah XD).

Wooop wooop wooop, I'm happy!

-- Kayleigh

Golly.

I need to visit Multnomah Falls which is in Oregon, USA. Do you need a reason? Here's mine:Need I say more? I have to stand on that bridge O_O

Also updated my scribbles page with something adorable. Go look now!! Or I'll have to maim you, I'm afraid. And I did away with my Things To Do Before I Die list cause basically all of them won't be achieved for years -_-'

Noooice

Mutti and I played 'I Win' in town today, and I thrashed her at it. I won Tony for starters (he's worth five) and found loooooads more. Epic times. She bought me some stripy bottoms to wear around the house and they're very cosy, ta. And she got me the pink/blue bra and knickers set that Lozz also has and they're very cosy aswell. And I got some blue pants with pink stars on. Om nom nom. Mutti also got me Glamour magazine!! What else? I had a McDonalds. And I had a Twisted bar and a Twirl. I'm a spoilt brat you see.

And I'm almost done drawing my interpretation of 'Crash Hearts'. NOICE.

-- Kayleigh

P.S. I'm mad because EMA have decided not to give me my £100 July bonus even though I got all the coursework in (it cites bad progress and shoddy coursework as it's reason for not paying me -- BULLSHIT). But I'm happy cause I managed to download MSN! Finally!

P.P.S. I have a problem and if anyone can help me, please do. My web browser is really fucking old and for some reason I can't seem to download IE8 on my computer. So I tried to get 7 but it said my 'service pack' isn't supported. So how do I upgrade my service pack? Or how the hell do I get IE8 on my computer without buying a new one? We really can't afford a new computer. Oh, and DO NOT suggest FireFucks cause I just tried to bloody download the shit. It all went well until I tried to actually open the browser. It slowed my entire computer down but did nothing else. Piece of SHIT. So some help would be useful otherwise I'll never be able to access any sites I use. Cheers.

Have to stay alive

I have to!! Until September 29th at least. That is when AFI's 8th album 'Crash Hearts' comes out! I cannae wait! I'm already drawing my interpretations of that title and I'm in a complete ditherspaz because that is the actual official date etc. I was on Twatter and saw that Jade had written it, then I scrolled down and saw that Hunter had written it, and now Jade's put it on his blog too along with saying he cannot wait to tour so he can post Tweets about Smith setting his head on fire. Oh my Dabey, I cannot wait either!!

This means, if my calculations are correct, that they should be in the UK by June-ish time 2010 AT THE LATEST cause obviously they're going to tour America first, but they always come here second. Or they do usually. Soooooo. When the album comes out, I'm getting it the day it's released, then I'm going to keep an eye on all the ticket sites etc and I'm going to get a ticket for the nearest gig as soon as they come out. No buts about it. I have to see AFI this time around; I was completely gutted when BOTH my plans to see them (yes, I was actually going to see them twice) went totally wrong. I can't make a hash of it this time.

Oh and there's a chance I might be meeting Kristina in August! Her family are coming to London and I'm finding out where she will be so I can try to force Mutti to take me to meet her. I'll tell her there will probably not be another chance to see her (which is true) and she should relent.

Good stuff. I'ma have a celebratory tip-top (cola-flavoured this time).
Oh, and I need to check if my letter is in Kerrang or not. Probably not.

-- Kayleigh

P.S. Nick Wiggins posted this on TwatPic:
I said: "I like how your jeans get more and more ripped with ever picture. Tasty :) There's still enough room for me though! I can, sort of, wrap around your right leg, like a koala bear! ^.^" I am a bold and saucy whore aren't I? XD I can't help it with Dr Wig. He is just adorable, and still a fat kid at heart seeing as most of his Tweets are food-related.

P.P.S. I also learnt today that Angel Ibarra has a proceeding hairline -- as in, it gets closer to his eyebrows every day. Must be something to do with being Mexican.

Still on Paula's tiny laptop

And I am a sneaky sneak-thief, not to mention a master of deceit and disguise. I managed to sneak past Mutti with an orange The Simpsons tip-top in my hand, and because I am superbean, she didn't notice. So I rushed into my room and crunched on the flavoured ice, wondering wistfully why companies never make tropical tip-tops anymore. I've always loved those things; when you buy them, defrosted, they look like chemicals in their acidic-bright colours. Then you put them in the freezer for a week and they become a tasty, fruity, icy snack. I mused upon all this whilst eating and afterwards I fancied a cola-flavoured one. So - being the cunning sneak I am - I covered my tracks by asking Mutti for one this time. Down at the freezer, I took a risk and decided not to have a cola tip-top, but to try a yellow one.

Yes. It turned out to be TROPICAL.

Moral: Eat two The Simpsons tip-tops in the dead of night. Make sure at least one is a yellow tropical-flavoured one. It will make you very happy.

Nobody

So, I don't appear to have blogged since Sunday. This is because I am a tragic nobody and I don't appear to have a life. Honestly, I have done nothing interesting or productive and if Ryan keeps playing Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' in order to get a really rubbish recording of it on his phone, I may have to lose my rag and kill him. He's been murdering all of MJ's hits by repeatedly singing them (badly and out-of-tune) and playing them over and over so I'm bored to death of them.

I'm sitting in my room with a Clarkson book and Paula's teeny tiny laptop; it's adorable but an absolute wanker to type on. It's taken me like thirty years just to write this shoddy entry!! And stupid Windows Live Messenger is refusing to let me sign in. FECK IT.

-- Kayleigh

P.S. This is what I mean by small. This laptop is so tiny my 18" plush of Billy can read my blog without being blinded and engulfed in a huge sea of pixels. Only problem is that he is not operating it, I am. My fingers are too fat and my eyes are going square. This is the life.

P.P.S. Now Ryan appears to be listening to the chipmunk version of 'Beat It'. God help me. No wait, now it's that CNN clip where you can supposedly see MJ's ghost in the backgroud as Jemaine Jackson shows the reporter around the Neverland ranch. Gawd.